Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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