Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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