he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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