What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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