so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
