doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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