the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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