The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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