we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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