You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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