i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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