BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
