How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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