In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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