i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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