Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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