This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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