He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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