is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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