i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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