Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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