I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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