I hope mine doesn't look like that
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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