i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I feel like abortions should bother me more
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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