And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
