Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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