Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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