I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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