lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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