So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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