Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
