that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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