so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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