Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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