Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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