i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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