Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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