I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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