i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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