so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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