We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
