Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i love accidental penises.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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