No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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