And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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