handjob tips. give me some.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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