We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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