he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if only i could text you this smell
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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