whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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