Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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