Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
we should paint friendship bongs
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